Archive for December, 2008

December 23, 2008

Remember when I said my life is complete?

Little did I know it was still missing something:

Amy Winehouse topless pictures!

She has nice boobs. Put some weight on too, which is nice to see. Maybe if she’s going out and having fun, it means she’s starting to get healthier and will work on a new album. She’s famous for a reason, remember?

Oh, and for the hell of it, Lily Allen topless, if you wish. Personally, one of the many reasons why I love Lily Allen is because she looks real. She’s gorgeous, has a great body, but isn’t 100% in shape and hasn’t had thousands in plastic surgery done. And, she clearly doesn’t give a shit what you think. I talked about this subject back on┬ámy entry about celebrities without makeup.

Finally, something for the ladies: Barack Obama topless! Damn, I feel like less of a man now in so many ways…

December 17, 2008

Martha Stewart was hot.

December 15, 2008

Lily Allen covered “Womanizer”

My life is now complete. And I’m only 30. Ugh, I’m 30 = (

The videos keep getting pulled down, so this probably won’t work for long.

12/18/08: Updated with working video.

December 11, 2008

Someone psychoanalyze this.

Lately the only music I feel like listening to is pop music. There’s the aforementioned Britney Spears. But, I’ve become infatuated with a very successful (outside the US) British girl group called Girls Aloud. They’re five girls put together by a reality competition show in 2002 and largely produced by a production house called Xenomania. They’re like a Spice Girls, except not cheesy so you don’t have to feel quite so guilty about liking them. And they’ve had five successful albums so far.

Here’s a video of them performing a song off their 2008 album on a British competition show called X-Factor.

Yes, that’s Simon Cowell. The middle one in Girls Aloud on stage is Cheryl Cole, maiden name Cheryl Tweedy, whom Lily Allen wrote a song about called Cheryl Tweedy. If you know that song, now you know who Cheryl Tweedy is.

Here’s another live performance from a summer music festival this past summer in England.

Anyway, what the hell is wrong with me? I know someone can psychoanalyze the shit out of this.

December 10, 2008

As if I needed more reason to love Lily Allen.

She’s ripped apart that talentless idiot Katy Perry, but to Katy Perry’s credit she knows Lily is too awesome to fuck with.

And for the hell of it, Lily Allen’s wonderful video for the first single “The Fear” off her new album coming out in February.

December 6, 2008

Celebrities without makeup.

I got into a conversation with Ian the other day about celebrities without makeup. I started showing him some pictures and he was pretty blown away. If I had control over the world (mwahahahaha) I would insist celebrities greatly cut down or not use makeup, no plastic surgery, etc. I would insist they look like normal people so normal people have accurate role models. I am by no means saying these woman aren’t still pretty. Just, more realistic. So, I thought I’d make a blog post and show some pictures. I’ll follow each with a picture of them all done up. I purposefully picked celebrities whom I personally find very attractive. Except for Holly Madison, whom I am including because it was seeing this picture that started the conversation.

This picture of Holly Madison, the main Playboy Girl Next Door.

Jessica Biel:

The celebrity love of my life, Christina Ricci

Heidi Klum

Jessica Alba

Angelina Jolie

Britney Spears

Scarlett Johansson, pictures of whom seem few and far between

And finally, Kim Kardashian

December 3, 2008

Best Album Cover Ever

December 2, 2008

Oh right, this is a real pop artist.

Womanizer has caused an existential crisis. Aren’t I supposed to hate this music on principle? What kind of music snob am I? So, I watched some clips from Madonna’s Confessions Tour. Here’s “Erotica”, and look she sings while dancing. She actually dances just as much as her backup dancers. And, she’s 48 here. Fuck you Britney, you suck.

December 1, 2008


I’ve had this song in my head for three days now. Britney did three performances of Womanizer over in Europe this past week. I don’t think she’s actually singing. I read she didn’t want to sing live in order to focus on her dancing. Don’t let all the bullshit around her distract you, and you’ll see she’s really not doing much in the way of dancing either. My favorite bit is at 2:07 in where she does possibly the least sexy humping motion ever. She does look hot though. And man, what a fuckin song. I hope she paid the people who wrote and produced it well. Sure, “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)” is cute, but this song bangs. BTW, I have her last album Blackout. I heard it when it first came out and thought it was the worst album I ever heard. But, when the Break The Ice video came out I gave it another chance, and if I don’t think it’s Britney and think it’s some nobody with fuckloads of money to hire the best producers and writers, I think it’s a good album. Still a pale shadow of Madonna’s Confessions On A Dance Floor”, but fun nevertheless. Especially “Break The Ice”. Yes, I just said a Britney album is good. Apparently Circus is going to be a “safer” version of Blackout which probably means it’ll be more mediocre.

This live performance gets pulled down due to copyright. It may not work. (1/31/09)