Christina Ricci broke my heart today.

According to The Superficial, Christina Ricci got engaged to this giant duffus. Doesn’t she know she’s supposed to save herself for that chance time we cross paths and she falls in love with me? I’ve loved her since Addams Family. I’m 30 and she’s 29, so that’s not as creepy as it first sounds. I’ve seen all but five or so of her movies, and those she had small parts in. She’s talented, intelligent, has dark childhood issues, and is exactly my type. I’m going to beat this guy up. All Owen Benjamin has done is been on Punk’d and had a role in The House Bunny. I had to look up his damned Wikipedia page. At least when she was with Adam Goldberg she was with someone who was talented and had unconventional looks. I hate Owen Benjamin!

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