Archive for ‘Celebrity’

April 26, 2010

Marilyn Monroe would be called “fat” today.

Misfits

This is from a scene in the movie “The Misfits”. Do you realize that Marilyn Monroe would probably be considered “fat” by today’s standards? How did standards of beauty get so fucked up?

You can see the full scene in the trailer, at the 1:38 mark

April 16, 2010

Tracy Morgan kills it again on the Daily Show

“Lotta people out there willing to do something strange for a little bit of change.” –Tracy Morgan.

I literally have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. When Tracy Morgan was on in February, I said I had never seen Jon Stewart laugh so hard. This time, Stewart begs Tracy to stop.

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April 11, 2010

Tracy Morgan on The Marriage Ref

Along with Kathy Griffin and Nathan Lane. It speaks to how amazing Tracy Morgan is that he completely overshadows Kathy Griffin. Kathy Griffin. And, Nathan Lane is practically a non-entity too. As far as The Marriage Ref (created by Jerry Seinfeld), I think the show is kinda creepy and mean-spirited. But, I find the celebrities interacting with each other to be interesting and funny. Especially because they’re talking about (reasonably) normal, everyday situations in life. Not “being famous” or other self-centered celebrity things. In a way, the show breaks down a wall. The Madonna, Ricky Gervais, Larry David episode is my favorite so far. I’d watch those three do a panel on writing up building codes.

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April 10, 2010

No, for real, Kim Kardashian’s ass is insane.

Kim Kardashian's ass

March 29, 2010

Caduceus Cellars, Maynard’s wine store.

About two weeks ago, on March 17th, me and a friend took a road trip to Jerome, Arizona. Maynard James Keenan, of the bands Tool, A Perfect Circle and Puscifer, owns a winery called Caduceus Cellars, and a vineyard called Merkin Vineywards. At this wine store in Jerome you can buy his wine. Which we did of course! Maynard lives in Sedona, near Jerome in Arizona. The winery is in Cornville, which is also nearby. He also owns an organic produce market in Cornville. Jerome is an old copper mining town active in the late 1800’s, early 1900’s that is now mostly a tourist destination. So, if on the very off chance you’re in Arizona and have a couple hours, take a trip and buy some wine.

Here is the wikipedia section where it talks about his winemaking and other endeavors.

Here’s a link to his wine website. You can order his wine there. There is also an extensive list of places you can purchase his wine around the country.

This is the front of his store.


There's a closer look at the sign.


Here's the bottle I bought, and the bag it came in.


Town of Jerome

March 11, 2010

Look at the love of my life.

Isn’t she so beautiful? I’m actually really surprised, this is the first time I’ve ever seen photos like this of Christina Ricci.

Ricci Drunk


Taken from this site, which I know nothing about.

March 11, 2010

Conon O’Brien’s Twitter probably had ulterior motive.

I’m very suddenly going to see Conan O’Brien live on April 30th. Sure, it was $96, but this seems kinda once in a lifetime. If you’ve been following Conan O’Brien on Twitter since he started on February 24th, you’ve had the delight of seeing that Conan can be funny in 140 character size too. It seemed like we could happily await a tweet a day from him. This one is my favorite. Then, he “followed” his first person, a teenage girl, and completely changed her life, and that was wonderful to see. Well, today he announced he’s going a tour. It’s hard not to feel like it’s a little coincidental. After all, it’s only been two weeks since he started tweeting. Oh well, the word is he’s not going to make any money off of the tour, and is doing it so his crew can be employed until September, when in all likelihood he’ll start a show on Fox. I’m sure he’ll deliver quality entertainment in the show, so I’m happy to feel a little taken advantage of.

Conan Tour

March 2, 2010

Gorillaz – Stylo video

Do you like car chases, famous actor cameos, and surprise endings? The animation quality has been given a serious upgrade too.

February 19, 2010

Bill Hicks Re: Tiger Woods

Not that I think Tiger Woods should really be killed. I just agree with the overall point of these fevered egos tainting our collective unconscious.

February 15, 2010

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas.” –Robert Pattinson

I would assume this could end his career, but girls will think it’s their vagina that could change him. I’ll be glad to take his place for these photo shoots though.

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot , so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours…Thank God I was hungover.”

The Superficial:
Robert Pattinson just caused a lot of suicides

All these vaginas = (